My Bio
I was born in 61. I had the best childhood in the world. In 1990, I met hell. In 1992, I married hell. In 1994, I started writing jokes about hell. In 2009, I divorced hell, and hell drove me to stand up. Today I tell jokes from stage about hell, the end.
Lets Talk
So you're thinking about booking me for your next event? That's great but here's the deal. In my act, I'm not big on marriage and everything that comes with it. Things like Mother-In-Law, dinner at the In-Laws, "PRISON". Been there done that, "Capeesh!". So check out some of my stuff before booking me, or better still, come down to one of my shows. Bring your wife, your X-wife, your Mother-In-Law, or even your "Goomar!". If U really want to have fun, Bring them all and come support local comedy. One dollar from each drink U purchase goes to feeding a Comedian. If there are other styles of Comedians U want for your event, (Wacky, Dark, Political, Etc...) no problem, I have a bunch of funny Comedian friends I can get to do your show.
So give me a call, I'm open to talking to anyone, but the X and her family. Why? BECAUSE I HATE THEM I REALLY DO? And please, leave my neighborhood, Thank U.